WARNING: This site is currently under construction

Staying here for too long might expose you to this comprehensive but not exhaustive list of potential hazards ☠️:

- Being too cute 🤗
- Scoring high on IQ tests nerd (we don't want that, ofc — smh)
- Hyperammonemia

Please be patient till work on this site is fini.
ETA: never. maybe. probably not. mostly not really. but could be.

Take a hard hat on your way out — don't ask why, just take it.